Monday, August 23, 2010
Kicked out of Eden
I went to Hell. I was terrified. What the Hell was Hell? Greg assured me I would be sorry for the thoughts in my head. I'd be sorry for hating some one. I didn't ask for Evelyn. Adam made the mistake of having a child too. I just find it humorous that Greg knew what I was thinking all that time yet he supposedly had no idea about Ruthie. The truth is I whole heartedly believe that Greg did know. Ruthie was a disgrace to him of sorts.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Ruth go Bye
So Ruth went with the Wolves to live. Since telephones, internet, and Teen Mom didn't exist before Christ, we weren't able to contact Ruthie. At times it was hard to take our baby not being around. Adam and I never ended up having sex again. He was becoming different... like... all about chastity and cleanliness and such.
Bible thumpers and cults didn't exist back then, but if they did Adam would be the ring leader of the whole shabang. I think that's why Greg fancied him so much. I on the other hand was just myself. I stayed the same through and through. Primal? I guess comes to mind.
No not primal in a sexual way or anything...I just followed my instincts. I took care of myself at all costs.
Lions were a very big part of Eden and they were kind of like pests in a way. One night while Adam and I were eating dinner (mouse leg and berries) a lion came sniffing around our turf. Of course as soon as I saw the lion I gunned it. I didn't really care if Adam survived or not. We were going through a rocky point in our relationship at the time.
Adam didn't exactly care for me either from what I could remember and from the way it looked he and Greg had been discussing some sort of new addition to our little family. Not to our family but to Eden. It sounded like a she. When I questioned Adam he wouldn't tell me. That to me was a blow. That was when I stopped caring.
This new addition took roughly nine months to create, about the same time span as it took for me to squirt Ruth out.
When I saw what came of the nine months I was shocked. It was similar to myself. It was a woman just as myself. Greg had called her Eve. Right off the bat that pissed me off. He calls me Lilith and she get's a name like Eve.
Lilith is such a granny ass name. Yucky.
Well I suppose you could make Eve into a granny ass name to...like Evelyn. Also yuck.
Evelyn and Adam. So beautiful. I hated Evelyn, another reason for Greg to dislike me. She was a brat to be frank.
If you truly think about it, Greg didn't make Evelyn in likeness of himself, but in likeness of me. That's where things really began to get bad. I thought myself as a demigod. I was the first of my kind. Greg had gotten wind of this and shunned me immediately. He kicked me out of Eden. Of course along with being shunned I went straight to Hell.
Bible thumpers and cults didn't exist back then, but if they did Adam would be the ring leader of the whole shabang. I think that's why Greg fancied him so much. I on the other hand was just myself. I stayed the same through and through. Primal? I guess comes to mind.
No not primal in a sexual way or anything...I just followed my instincts. I took care of myself at all costs.
Lions were a very big part of Eden and they were kind of like pests in a way. One night while Adam and I were eating dinner (mouse leg and berries) a lion came sniffing around our turf. Of course as soon as I saw the lion I gunned it. I didn't really care if Adam survived or not. We were going through a rocky point in our relationship at the time.
Adam didn't exactly care for me either from what I could remember and from the way it looked he and Greg had been discussing some sort of new addition to our little family. Not to our family but to Eden. It sounded like a she. When I questioned Adam he wouldn't tell me. That to me was a blow. That was when I stopped caring.
This new addition took roughly nine months to create, about the same time span as it took for me to squirt Ruth out.
When I saw what came of the nine months I was shocked. It was similar to myself. It was a woman just as myself. Greg had called her Eve. Right off the bat that pissed me off. He calls me Lilith and she get's a name like Eve.
Lilith is such a granny ass name. Yucky.
Well I suppose you could make Eve into a granny ass name to...like Evelyn. Also yuck.
Evelyn and Adam. So beautiful. I hated Evelyn, another reason for Greg to dislike me. She was a brat to be frank.
If you truly think about it, Greg didn't make Evelyn in likeness of himself, but in likeness of me. That's where things really began to get bad. I thought myself as a demigod. I was the first of my kind. Greg had gotten wind of this and shunned me immediately. He kicked me out of Eden. Of course along with being shunned I went straight to Hell.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
WoLvES continued
The pack leader, Basket (I know right?) said to Adam that he'd been watching over us for days. He had witnessed the birth of Ruth and knew that we couldn't possibly keep her. After losing their youngest they had decided to take in Ruth and teach her the ways of the wolf. Raising a human would be experimental and risky, yet could've been potentially beneficial (which it was).
The WoLvEs (I love font play!)
Okay...last time we talked I was saying how Adam took a stroll through the woods. There's this pack of wolves which apparently lost one of their own recently in a brawl with a different clan. (Wolves can be so damn territorial)
Adam just happened to come upon them at the right time.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Ruth.
As far as Ruth goes.. Adam and I kept her a secret. We were two kids and had no idea what to do with a child...so one day as Adam was walking through the forest he came across this family of wolves. Out numbered, he wasn't sure what to do with himself....and then they spoke-
They said,
"
They said,
"
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Lilith: The Princess of Hell.
Where to begin? Introductions seem appropriate.
Hi my name is, Lilith.
I imagine myself with one of those sticky name tags you put on your shirt over your heart or if you're really cool you stick them on your face or you thigh (to be name taggy sexy)
Anyway I suppose I should start with the start..
A long ass time ago I was to be Adam's mate. No not Adam from work or from down the hall or from the Convenient store down the road...or even the drug dealer on the corner.
Adam. As in Adam and Eve. In actuality, it was supposed to be Adam and Lilith. We were created by our Father (his name by the way is Greg), to have children and create the human race. yadda yadda.
I'll be honest. We did have sex. It was great and all but he was a virgin. Virgins suck nuts. Big nasty nut balls.
He was too gentle...There wasn't anything rough nor passionate going on there. P.S. He lasted maybe 2 and a quarter minutes tops. I'm being generous. We weren't taking precautions and honestly precautions didn't exactly exist yet. We weren't looking to get pregnant, we were just being kids. We were curious.
After nine months I squeezed out Ruth. She inherited my green eyes. Greg gave me the pleasure of having the most distinctive green eyes to ever exist. Similar to that of a cat's eyes. He did this to really just match my uniform because not only was I to be the mother of all humans, but I was also the mother of all nature. Greg has this sick sense of humor. You'd think in my uniform, I'd be all beautiful like those angels draped in translucent, expensive, silks. Nadda. The day I was hired He gave me a polo shirt and a pencil skirt all kelly green and shit. I'll tell you being Mother Nature isn't all that it's cracked up to be. It's a lot of hours and time and on top of it a fuck load of paper work. I apologize for straying from the topic but anyway, that is why I have green eyes.
Hi my name is, Lilith.
I imagine myself with one of those sticky name tags you put on your shirt over your heart or if you're really cool you stick them on your face or you thigh (to be name taggy sexy)
Anyway I suppose I should start with the start..
A long ass time ago I was to be Adam's mate. No not Adam from work or from down the hall or from the Convenient store down the road...or even the drug dealer on the corner.
Adam. As in Adam and Eve. In actuality, it was supposed to be Adam and Lilith. We were created by our Father (his name by the way is Greg), to have children and create the human race. yadda yadda.
I'll be honest. We did have sex. It was great and all but he was a virgin. Virgins suck nuts. Big nasty nut balls.
He was too gentle...There wasn't anything rough nor passionate going on there. P.S. He lasted maybe 2 and a quarter minutes tops. I'm being generous. We weren't taking precautions and honestly precautions didn't exactly exist yet. We weren't looking to get pregnant, we were just being kids. We were curious.
After nine months I squeezed out Ruth. She inherited my green eyes. Greg gave me the pleasure of having the most distinctive green eyes to ever exist. Similar to that of a cat's eyes. He did this to really just match my uniform because not only was I to be the mother of all humans, but I was also the mother of all nature. Greg has this sick sense of humor. You'd think in my uniform, I'd be all beautiful like those angels draped in translucent, expensive, silks. Nadda. The day I was hired He gave me a polo shirt and a pencil skirt all kelly green and shit. I'll tell you being Mother Nature isn't all that it's cracked up to be. It's a lot of hours and time and on top of it a fuck load of paper work. I apologize for straying from the topic but anyway, that is why I have green eyes.
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