Lilith: The Princess of Hell.

Where to begin? Introductions seem appropriate.
Hi my name is, Lilith.
I imagine myself with one of those sticky name tags you put on your shirt over your heart or if you're really cool you stick them on your face or you thigh (to be name taggy sexy)
Anyway I suppose I should start with the start..
A long ass time ago I was to be Adam's mate. No not Adam from work or from down the hall or from the Convenient store down the road...or even the drug dealer on the corner.
Adam. As in Adam and Eve. In actuality, it was supposed to be Adam and Lilith. We were created by our Father (his name by the way is Greg), to have children and create the human race. yadda yadda.
I'll be honest. We did have sex. It was great and all but he was a virgin. Virgins suck nuts. Big nasty nut balls.
He was too gentle...There wasn't anything rough nor passionate going on there. P.S. He lasted maybe 2 and a quarter minutes tops. I'm being generous. We weren't taking precautions and honestly precautions didn't exactly exist yet. We weren't looking to get pregnant, we were just being kids. We were curious.
After nine months I squeezed out Ruth. She inherited my green eyes. Greg gave me the pleasure of having the most distinctive green eyes to ever exist.  Similar to that of a cat's eyes. He did this to really just match my uniform because not only was I to be the mother of all humans, but I was also the mother of all nature. Greg has this sick sense of humor. You'd think in my uniform, I'd be all beautiful like those angels draped in translucent, expensive, silks. Nadda. The day I was hired He gave me a polo shirt and a pencil skirt all kelly green and shit. I'll tell you being Mother Nature isn't all that it's cracked up to be. It's a lot of hours and time and on top of it a fuck load of paper work. I apologize for straying from the topic but anyway, that is why I have green eyes.